Thursday, 31 October 2013

A SHORT NOTE ON THE BRAND THING

How about this ...

1) The whole thing has very little to do with class, or, more accurately, the main issues of contention don't. That's not to say that class isn't very important to the wider arguments and to Russell Brand's personal narrative in general, just that it seems to have been introduced in a slightly irrelevant fashion in this instance. To be honest, I blame Facebook and its universe of crossed wires.

2) Debating Russell Brand's sexual politics is valid and necessary.

3) Overwhelmingly, the Newsnight interview was a brilliant, inspiring, moving, and somewhat out-of-the-blue incursion into mainstream discourse of certain key tenets of left politics. It is difficult to quantify the actual efficacy of something like this, but even if just on the level of morale and affirmation of political belief, hope and empowerment, Brand's intervention was magnificent.

4) As such, a real danger - and without wishing to misrepresent anyone else's argument, what I think the slightly mis-aimed criticisms of "identity politics" were trying to get at - is that a hugely positive (not to mention somewhat rare) assertion of left values in a space where that might actually mean something becomes nullified and negated by discussions about Brand's individual class and sexual credentials that, while clearly massively important in a wider sense, are not directly, immediately relevant to his statements about widening inequality, the moral bankruptcy of mainstream politics, the imaginative possibility of revolution, and so on.

5) The overall effect of this sort of nullification/negation is impasse, disillusionment, infighting, those "classic left-wing" curses, and leaves the door open for people further to the right to come in and truly dismantle what could have been a subversive and inspiring moment in cultural discourse.

6) Case in point: that wondercunt from Peep Show, who now comes out as a weirdly impassioned Blairite ultra, lecturing Brand in the New Statesman this week with all the snideness and callow intelligence of a public school debating team captain: "We tried [revolution] again and again, and we know that it ends in death camps, gulags, repression and murder. In brief, and I say this with the greatest respect, please read some fucking Orwell".

7) Do you think Robert Webb realises that Fucking Orwell was in fact a novelist, and not a political historian, much less a prophet of twenty-first-century hopes and dreams?

Monday, 28 October 2013

CALUM HOWARD REMIX



Sublime sounds from Newcastle's most insanely talented button-presser Calum Howard.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

DAD'S FIRST WALKMAN



  
A grey wraith in a blue leather case,
Still a marvel in some respects;
Reminder of a sci-fi world,
Of buried futuristic sects.

After 1979
Our reeling hopes were all erased,
But the last tape can be wiped again
And the dreaming past can be rephrased.

Tuesday, 17 September 2013

BRIAN KILCLINE SAYS


KILLER: Uncannily, I once ate an apple that tasted exactly like an orange. Does anyone else have any similar experiences they'd like to share?

Thursday, 1 August 2013

APPROXIMATELY THE 17TH SUMMER OF LOVE

The Great Eight huh?

Hmm. Out of that list, this is the only genuinely exciting one:


Duke Dumont also pretty good, but it's just too chuffin retro (see also G** L****).

On the other hand, it's hard not to feel like we're riding some sort of very micro wave of optimism right now. I feel like chopping my own hand off after writing that. I know the entire North of England is descending into T.S. Eliot territory. I know London is booming because it's more or less become the capital of a newly feudal world order. I know it's probably all just cos of the weather.

But I dunno. Life is a handful of summers, and to me right now this feels like a good one.






Just a thought.

Thursday, 20 June 2013

NOW HERE WE ARE


Okay so the cover art for this now exists.

Revisions are still ongoing, however, so please do get in touch with any thoughts (pro or contra - in fact, especially contra, as I could do with some preparatory toughening up). The release date isn't until March.

While we're on the subject, there are actually some incredibly worthwhile comments in, and particularly below, the latest entry of Freaky Trigger's Popular series (on Some Might Say ostensibly, but really about Oasis in general).

Monday, 10 June 2013

LONDON AND ENVIRONS

Another hastily assembled diatribe for the Guardian.

It's all about the way in which London is becoming like the Emerald City in the Wizard of Oz while everywhere else becomes like the Bog of Eternal Stench in that '80s film Labyrinth so beloved of modern-day hipsters.

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Tuesday, 21 May 2013

THE FEUDALISM OF THE PREMIER LEAGUE


In this season's Premier League the margin between 7th and 8th (12 points) was almost the same as the gap between 8th and the relegation zone (13 points).

The plutocracy is: Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton, Liverpool.

The two money/power bases are London and Cheshire.

Everyone else is a relegation candidate.

There's a double-meaning in this.