Hi. I’m Dan Hodges. And I tell it like it is.
Like. It. Is.
If you believe everything you read on Lefty Twitter you’d think that time progresses in linear fashion, one day after another, week succeeding week, month upon month.
But hang on. Let’s stop and think for a second – is this really what’s going on here?
No. It’s not.
And I’ll tell you why not. People like me – go on, call me a ‘Tory’ if you like – know that in the real world things like this just don’t happen.
Apparently, when the clocks strike 12 tonight, by some magical process of Socialist metamorphosis, today will just magically turn into another, newer, and different day. When the Earth gets to the end of its daily cycle it will just spontaneously keep on spinning, in a kind of Hard-Left utopia of ongoing movement.
Except it won’t. Not now. Not ever.
Because this is the Real World. Where Real Things Happen. In barely formulated tabloid-ish sentences that have somehow made their way into a broadsheet where they masquerade as incisive realism. With their no-nonsense tone. And their full-stops.
My trick is to take exaggeratedly cynical negative statements with absolutely no intellectual basis and make them seem like bullshit-free common sense. The sort of common sense that just so happens to coincide exactly with the latest Conservative Party policy announcement.
I say things aren’t going to happen. Categorically. End of story.
Sometimes they do. Sometimes they don’t. That gives me a roughly 50% success ratio, which is just about enough to insulate my reputation and guarantee my salary at a newspaper for which pessimism and demagogic mean-spiritedness are strategic imperatives.
So for the last time, oh my Lefty comrades.
Tomorrow ain’t gonna happen.
Not now. Not ever.
Not even tonight.
Deal with it.
5 comments:
hahaha v.good. he's such a bell end.
love it. LOVE IT.
Woke up this morning, Whingeing Dan Hodges was on the news again
Said it hasn't really happened or if it did he missed it - what a pain
All he really wanted was that light touch of fame
Now he's an unloved Tory hack it's such a shame.
You made something new in facing the world reality. It is what we call as personal identity to what the world is.
Good .. I fully respect to it.
Anyway, would you like to read my own writing ?
It is about developing skill traning on my country. Take it as a new information for your knowledge.
Regards
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